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Smart Phone Instructions
Smart Phone Instructions
John Ingram Walker, MD
April 2, 2018
5:35 am
If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone press 2 for you
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want so please stay on the line so we can trace your call
If you are depressed, it doesn’t matter which number you press nothing will make you happy anyway
If you have short-term memory loss, press 9…if you have short-term memory loss, press 9…if you have short-term memory loss press 9
If you have low self-esteem, please hand up our operators are too busy to talk to call
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