Smart Phone Instructions

  • If you are obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly
  • If you are co-dependent, please ask someone press 2 for you
  • If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want so please stay on the line so we can trace your call
  • If you are depressed, it doesn’t matter which number you press nothing will make you happy anyway
  • If you have short-term memory loss, press 9…if you have short-term memory loss, press 9…if you have short-term memory loss press 9
  • If you have low self-esteem, please hand up our operators are too busy to talk to call

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